How am I me? How are you you, O-o

   Today, Tabby ate her first frog. Silly house cat, it was a Slender Frog. How DUMB. That's how our lives go as Slender Kitties. I rule SlenderClan, I am Avonlea but I like to be called Avvy. My deputy is Raven. Mason is a house cat that enjoys stealing out tofu. Yes, tofu. Slender kitties where bred from Slenderman's tentacles, his blood, blood of evil, poison, and since Slenderman only wanted a companion, he gave us sugar, sweets, and a dash of tofu. He fed the poison to expecting house cat mothers. He started off with 5 beginners. He gave the others to his fellow gods of evil, and kept two. Hades got Frostbite, a girl with 2 tentacles as tails that where 5 meters long. Not impressive. He gave the Slender kitty of earth to the Grim Reaper, only because he had the sharpest tails.. at the moment. There where 6 at 3 meters long. He gave the Slender kitty of beauty to Persephone, because she was pretty herself and she was going to need something presentable to have when she went back to earth for Spring. Slenderman kept the one of Fire and Mystery. Fire had 8 tails at 7 meters long. The mystery one had 8 at the most impressive 13 meters. He named the Fire Slender Kitty Andrew, and yup, the Mystery Slender Kitty Avonlea. So if I was just normal, why am I the leader? No, Andrew isn't dead. He's my best warrior though. The power I harness.. Was figured out when I was 12 in Slender years.


   "MY LORD HICKORI WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TAILGAIN' ME!" Shrieked Andrew. Hickori was a large Alaskan Malamute, one of Slenderman's -captured- companions. "Because!" Hickori laughed gleefully. "Your so slow and I can't pass you, Avonlea is blocking every end iwith her tails!" I snickered. I was the fastest and strongest. "My my.. Hades' Slender kitty had kittens with Persephone.. No duh. HA. I expected that." Slenderman said. He never spoke with expression, he was always in monotone. By the time, my tails had grown to be 16 of them suckers and at 18 meters. they where like whips, fast and deadly. I took a lot from Daddy though. That's what I called Slenderman, Daddy. He was my Daddy. When I reached the finish line of the race, I used my tails and pushed up into the tree we lived in - me Daddy, Andrew, and Hickori - and fell into the sun roof as I planned. I opened it before I fell in. I landed right on Daddy's lap. "Why am I the normal one?" I asked, my voice deep. "Ah there. My little Avonlea. You do not have a stone marking of the originals. I propose you will be the one of most power and best.. ness. Uh.. Leave me to my reading. Go hug some kids. They like you more than me." Daddy told me. It was true, kids loved me. I haven't begun my balding and skin flaking to reveal my slender-face, but when it didn't happen I was able to still hug people. WAIT. WHY ARE YOU CONFUSED?! SLENDERMAN ONLY WANTS TO HUG PEOPLE! Sorry about that.. The subject really ticks me off. Slenderman is so hated.. I mean, what's on the outside doesn't matter what's on the inside! Anyway, I felt kind of hurt, and my eyes shone and odd color, and the lights of the sun flickered, and my tails grew a whole METER LONGER! 19 tails spread out, and I was ticked. I bounded off Daddy's lap. I was REALLY freaking ticked. Why was I the normal one? Scratch that, I'm the not normal one! I looked into like fire, and my eyes gleamed even brighter red. The fire burned out, and the room was so much colder than it was before. Head down, I bounded out. What happening to me?! My brain rampaged and tried to get this odd new person out. Na, I was just mad. I've never been rejected by Daddy like that EVER. Was I spoiled? I was ticked at myself now! My eyes shone red and my long bangs ruffled as a tree fell, barely hitting me. I looked over, my green eyes large. It had hit my tail. My tail was missing the top half. "Da Hec-" I began as my tail sprouted in to TWO new ones! 18 tails?! I was pretty freaked out. Then I remembered hating myself. A wave of envy went over me as the sun shone, resembling fire-resembling Andrew. I was nothing. I was boring like Daddy's voice. My muscles tensioned and I felt the ground rumble. A meteoroid was heading to me! My 19 meter - no now 20 meter! -  long tails stopped it. It broke one tail, and two sprouted out. 22... I was keeping count now. My eyes shone red and the meteoroid went POOF. It was gone in a red/black mist. Then I felt a tingling feeling in my jaw, and my teeth grew sharper, and my jaw muscles turning bigger, stronger. I felt my bangs falling off, and one splotch of hair was gone. I was without a splotch of hair on one eye and around it for 4 inches, and up to the rim of my ear. The skin began to fall revealing my white bone type structure. My eye was evaporating, and I was now a FULL Slender kitty! But the question remained, who was I? When my claws grew bigger, I grew muscular, and my pelt grew thicker. My eyes hurt, everything hurt. Then, I glowed  red.. And In a cloud of fire, plants, ice and red mist that was making me choke,  and then I fell. I felt nothing. My nervous system was shut down. I had a red eye, it was a deep red as if it where saying, "I'm goona murder you in your sleep and make you alive again, because I'm nice like that yet evil ^^" I felt good, full, AWESOME. Then I noticed my fur had changed colors to a velvety black with a silver marking on my chest, and one paw was silver. "Wha.." Then I saw my chest. It was a skull and crossbones. And that's how I knew, I was the one of Evil.

  Yeah, evil :P. Not bad evil, good evil. I started SlenderClan, because evil is strongest. (Get over it nice guys, it's true >:P) So now all we do id protect tofu, and I've grown to have 24 tails at 40 meters long. And yeah. I'm Avvy. I still live near Daddy, but not as much. And the kits Frostbite and Grenwidth had was Raven! And she was my loyal dipody.  And that's how everything is. All dandy like that. All perfect.